Write Rubbish Repeat - A Writers Checklist of 40 Utterly Worthless & Frighteningly Dangerous Self Publishing Guidelines Jack Offonew

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Published: August 1st 2015

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Write Rubbish Repeat - A Writers Checklist of 40 Utterly Worthless & Frighteningly Dangerous Self Publishing Guidelines  by  Jack Offonew

Write Rubbish Repeat - A Writers Checklist of 40 Utterly Worthless & Frighteningly Dangerous Self Publishing Guidelines by Jack Offonew
August 1st 2015 | Kindle Edition | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, audiobook, mp3, RTF | 94 pages | ISBN: | 5.58 Mb

Imagine 6 of the best authorities on self-publishing got together......And put together a slurry of shit that helped nobody!A book so appalling, that to act upon even one of the strategies inside, would be to write your self-publishing careers death warrant.Yes, with this premium guide, you too can join the legions of stupid bastards who fail to sell a single copy of their sorry excuse for a book each and every month!Heres a small taster of the unfathomable garbage youll be subjected to on the inside:Rick Smith: How to publish on CreateSpace, and then have sex with your audience...

in groups if you wish!Matt Stone: Get noticed and sell your books to the average stupid person via social media.Von Money: How to steal extra money from your customers, from right inside your book!Derek Doepker: How to annoy, offend and completely disgust potential readers.Buck Flogging: Why the term My dick disappears when I tie my shoes could make you rich.Jack Offonew: How to get several idiots to write most of your book for you... for FREE!I sincereley promise that this smorgasbord of 40 strategies will have you living in the poorhouse permanently, as long as you continue to utilize the gems found within!Here!

Just look at what some of the fictional reviewers that I just made up are saying about this... erm...book.After over 7 decades of painstaking research into self-publishing, 41 year old Jack Offonew has finally unleashed his masterwork which was written last week by other people.- The Daily MoronSo funny I shit my pants!- Foulmouthed Beast MonthlyBest book for self-publishers ever, I love re-reading it on my motorbike!- Guy Kawasaki JonesOn the outside its just another self-publishing book, if you look deeper however youll see that the author is slightly touched.- John the bloggerThis was acutely distressing, those poor, poor co-authors.- Charles MansonSo, what are you waiting for?To fall for yet another dreadful call to action and waste more money, simply scroll up & wildly click the Buy Now button multiple times!



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